Old hat
Harbet likes his comfy knitted hat, but the others keep jeering at him OLD HAT! OLD HAT! No matter what headwear he buys be it a towering fruit platter hat, an old-boot-on-the-head hat, or a brightly lit traffic cone hat, Harbet cannot keep up with the latest fashions. As soon as he gets a brand new hat it is already OLD HAT!
